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A priest was about to celebrate the Eucharist with his parishioners when he heard a small voice shouting 'Stop!. Stop!'

When he looked down the church he saw a small item running towards him.

'And why should I stop?' asks the priest

'Because you cannot have mass without me' says the Higgs Boson particle

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Too funny, Lumpen!

Being a dog person, have a ton of funny dog memes! That one you posted brought this one to mind:

 

 

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Couple more:

 

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:rolleyes2:

A few more dog memes:

 

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Horse?? What horse?  ;)

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Feeling a little horse, now.....

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile back at the ranch.....

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Edited by LumpenDoodle2

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a rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says we don't serve ropes here get out. The rope goes outside and ties himself up and ruffles up his hair then goes back in a sits down. The bartender comes up and says hey aren't you that rope I just threw out? nope I'm a frayed knot says the rope.

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How Hi is a Chinaman.

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A poem by a Scots lassie.

Who here can read it without a translation ? :lol:

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34 minutes ago, fredk said:

A poem by a Scots lassie.

Who here can read it without a translation ? :lol:

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Read it this morning, and.our young poet did a grand job.:clapping:

Apparently she was having a bit of a moan, about lockdown, when her mother said if she was that fed up, write a poem about it.   Even our kids, even when fed up, understand what we are doing it for.

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