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' A local politician was visiting a psychiatric facility to see if he could provide any funding and support. The administrator of the facility greeted him, showing him around and showing all the benefits and attributes etc. He then takes him into a room with a bath tub.

" Here we have a bath tub full of water, and next to it, theres a bucket , a cup, and a spoon and we ask the patient to empty it as quick as possible to access their mental capabilities"  said  the administrator 

 " O'h, thats easy, you would use the bucket"  said the politician 

NO!!  you pull the plug out ............would you like a room with a view? 

HS  :)

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Here is real test used to find if a person has homicidal or psychopathic tendencies

A woman attends a funeral of friend. Whilst there she meets a man and after spending some time with him she finds she really likes him.

The next day the woman goes out and murders another of her friends

Why?

If you give the expected answer; I'm staying well away from you!

 

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