Deliveryboi

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amuck, I did just as she instructed! When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!!!!!