Billy P Report post Posted August 23, 2007 I just saw where we have got some new members. One of them has SUMO STEVE as his forum name. That leads me to believe that he may be heavy, like me. Since I became disabled and had to retire back in 2002, and being a lot less active I have gained a lot of weight. I saw one of my old friends from work last week at the Super-Center and he was picking at/on me about gaining the weight. He told me that with all the stomach I have now he doesn't know how I can even see my wanger anymore. My reply to him was I can't see my asshole either, but it still works too. My daddy used to tell me that if you've got good tools, keep them oiled and when not using them keep them under the shed, LOL, he shook his head and just walked off. Now back to trying to pound some dead cow, Love ya'll and until later Billy P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsenette Report post Posted August 24, 2007 My reply to him was I can't see my asshole either, but it still works too....see i would have had a better answer.."i don't need to be able to see it your (wife/mother/sister) tells me what it's like every night" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shirleyz Report post Posted August 24, 2007 Billy you're nuts, I love ya! Where the heck did you come up with that pumpkin design. You might be gettin' a little too close to that Barge cement can. Shirley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsenette Report post Posted August 24, 2007 You might be gettin' a little too close to that Barge cement can. that stuff smells AWESOME!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy P Report post Posted August 26, 2007 that stuff smells AWESOME!! To Shirley Z and dsenette, you're both wrong. Just a little left-handed Carolina Bush, LOL. Billy P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brandon Report post Posted August 27, 2007 I knew all along Billy is a fun guy! B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites