Love the Robbie Coltrane story. My sisters and I pretty much grew up in a rugby club as a kid. As a consequence my Da was brought in to see the headmaster an awful lot. One of the more shameful time was for me shouting 'You're a fud' at my teacher in primary school. Oh dear. I still think it is one of the worst insults, reserved only for the truly, irredeemably stupid. Only time I ever used it was after Adam just passed his test and reversed into a bollard... then kept reversing, stopping and starting several times, with a look of utter confusion on his face :D
I was an innocent when I went to gmace99 for leather help. Came out swearing like a sailor lol. Hope the move is going well matey.
I've got my eye on Ebay - don't think your mate had anything. Give me a shout if you hear of any sales.