Milli Report post Posted July 4, 2009 A bus full of really ugly people goes off the road and crashes. Everybody on board dies. They are all standing in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter takes one look at them, and thinks, "these poor people, they have all had such a hard life being so ugly and all. I will grant them each one wish before letting them into Heaven." He goes to the first lady in line and asks what her wish is. She says "I want to be beautiful." Instantly she is beautiful. St. Peter goes to the next person, and he says "I want to be handsome." Instantly, he is handsom. And so it goes, everybody wants to be either beautiful or handsome. St. Peter is about halfway thru the line, when he notices the very last guy in the line, by far the ugliest of all, is starting to laugh. St. Peter thinks to himself that that guy just must be happy because he will no longer be so ugly. St. Peter continues down the line, everybody is still wishing to be either beautiful or handsome. By now the guy at the end of the line is rolling on the ground laughing. St. Peter finally gets to the last guy and asks him what his wish is. The guy has a hard time stopping laughing, but finally says: "I want all of them to be ugly again!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
