BobH, on 12 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said: 
What do they call the group that preceded baby boomers? Geezers? Whatever, they call us, I are one.  I was born in '42 and turn 70 next year. To solve the fine print problems, I bought an Osborne magnifying headband and use good lighting. I also have one of the clamp on lamps with a magnifying lens but have no place where I can leave it set up so I rarely use it. 
For all you whippersnappers, just wait! 
 
Well guys, I'm a boomer, but my poor bod has been abused sufficiently that I *feel* 80 or so. 
Anyway, in honor of the so-called "Golden Years", here's a little something I found a few years ago... 
I can't see, 
I can't pee. 
I can't chew, 
I can't s***w. 
My memore shrinks, 
My hearing stinks. 
No sense of smell, 
I look like hell. 
My body is drooping, 
I have trouble pooping. 
The golden years have come at last, 
The golden years can kiss my ___!  
Skye