BobH, on 12 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:
What do they call the group that preceded baby boomers? Geezers? Whatever, they call us, I are one. I was born in '42 and turn 70 next year. To solve the fine print problems, I bought an Osborne magnifying headband and use good lighting. I also have one of the clamp on lamps with a magnifying lens but have no place where I can leave it set up so I rarely use it.
For all you whippersnappers, just wait!
Well guys, I'm a boomer, but my poor bod has been abused sufficiently that I *feel* 80 or so.
Anyway, in honor of the so-called "Golden Years", here's a little something I found a few years ago...
I can't see,
I can't pee.
I can't chew,
I can't s***w.
My memore shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body is drooping,
I have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ___!
Skye