Curbstrap2 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, threw it on the ground, and yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" The cowboy replied, "Just a couple of minutes ago." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
