You want it to make you breakfast too?

[katsass]

Customer: Do you make concealed carry holsters for revolvers?

Me: I sure do.

Customer: Do you make the ones for behind the back?

Me: I have made a few for SOB carry

Customer: Cool

Me: What kind of revolver do you have?

Customer: Smith and Wesson 460 with an 8" barrel

Me:

Carl, that one made coffee go up my nose when I read it!!! LORD LUV A DUCK! is all I can say.

[OSOK]

I had a guy who wanted a pancake holster that carried his pistol with very little cant and no more than 1 inch of barrel below the bottom of his 1 1/2" dress belt...

Wait for it...

For his 1911!

I explained to him that unless he enjoyed the feeling of his pistol tenderizing his bacon, I would need to lower it some.

[Crystal]

Not a customer request -

I had a lady tell me she had a "genuine naugahyde" something and wanted to know what kind of cow that came from.

Crystal

[tashabear]

Not a customer request -

I had a lady tell me she had a "genuine naugahyde" something and wanted to know what kind of cow that came from.

Crystal

When she was in college, my sister had to do a persuasive speech in public speaking, and was at a loss as to subject. I suggested she do one on the plight of that endangered species, the Nauga, slaughtered wholesale for their colorful, thin hides so well-suited to upholstery.

I guess she was pretty persuasive; after class girls came up to her with tears in her eyes asking where they could donate.

[Shorts]

Dear Lord please help me to resist the urge to reach through the screen and choke the person on the other end

[carljc72]

Dear Lord please help me to resist the urge to reach through the screen and choke the person on the other end

Now that's funny

[seveneves]

I once had a guy ask me if we had any young stud colts for sale so he could raise him be a stud. I said, Yes, to which he promptly inquired if I had any young fillies the same age.....yes....He wanted to mate them for life. I thought is this guy serious?

[gregintenn]

I just had a guy ask about a G.I. style flap holster for a Desert Eagle. That would take nearly an entire shoulder.

Two more have asked about belt holsters for large revolvers with scopes. How do you delicately tell them that there is a reason why they can't find these? I've resorted to telling them that I could make one, but I'm fairly sure that they wouldn't be happy with the result. There's only so much a man can hang from his pants without suspenders.

[Reaper]

Customers seem to be the same across the board for sure. Back when I fabricated and installed Pool Enclosures, we would assemble the walls with the doorways intact. You would take the top of the jamb (door header) and tack it with a screw on each side to hold the bottom together. Once everything was finished as far as setting up the structure (roof on, all walls up) one of us would start working on screening walls while another would screen the roof. It seems that everyone would walk out and look at what we were doing, take a look at that door header tacked near the pool deck and ask ( Is that going to stay there? I don't want to trip over it!

We would tell them that it did stay there because the doors were hug above them and the ground bugs needed a way out. they would ask "Really?" and we would say yes, it is called a "Bug Escape"

Edited September 10, 2010 by Reaper

[Hicks02]

I have a friend that I have made several holsters for and no matter what I can never please him. I always gett, " It's fine, but if you could just shave off about 1/32" then it would be great." I still don't know why I even bother taking on a job from him. Oh and not to mention he is a very cheap person too.