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Cow-A Gator Briefcase

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Just finished this briefcase. Simi rigid design. Outside is 17" wide 12"tall 4" deep. Fully lined with smooth pig skin. Removable divider inside. Will accomadate laptop and file folders.------- Now you ask "what is cow-a-gator"? Here is the story as I got it first hand. There was this loansome ole cow out in the back pasture one night. It was a Friday night I believe. About 1;30 am this alien mother ship flew over. This group of aliens had just got paid and they wanted shoreleave so there commander said OK and beamed them down to that pasture. Well they all got totally wasted eating all the farmers tomatoes. They are all staggering around falling down and stuff. One of them spots this old cow and tells his buddies "wow look at that! these earthlins are totally hot!" Now what happened next I will leave to your imagination but lets just say that the boys all promised to write often and the cow said she hasn't had that much fun since she was a young calf. about then the alien commander beamed them all back up to the mother ship. everyone of them receive a sturn reprimand and placed on ships restriction. They all agreed next time they want got get a few tattoos, I do believe they were doing a few crop circles just for fun before they warped out of our system. Now about 5 months later out popped this little hairless calf totally hairless and with this really nice auburn brown gator texture. And I got the hide to prove the whole story is the truth..... winkpost-35599-0-69277000-1377988940_thumb.jpost-35599-0-68694200-1377988956_thumb.j

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Wow! Super Clean!

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lol.. I'd always wondered where cow-a gators came from.

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Hey dude....can I have some of that stuff you smoke...heheeee.....about the bag....most likely the best bag I have seen in a long time on this forum here......ohhh and did I tell you about when these Aliens abducted me and then they .....well maybe another time...well done dude....Ohhh and when you ever run out of cow-a-agator...take a pen and start writing short stories!!!

Jimbob/Alien

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This is beautiful.

So clean and finished, the edging is perfect, it looks manufactured. Would love to see the interior with that pig skin lining! And an upclose of the handle! You designed this yourself? To die for! Love it!

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