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Daddy can you do your frog impression?

Why?

Because mummy says when you croak we can all go to Disneyland

 

Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..

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My local Turkish barber has been arrested for drug dealing

I've been a customer of his for over 12 years and never knew he was a barber

Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..

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On of the 'wurst' accidents occurred  in Pennsylvania this week  , when a truck carrying approximately  500kg of hot dogs lost control  scattering the yumny load  along the hwy, according to ' sauces'    . A truck load of hot dog  rolls also crashed immediately  after (just kidding)  . There is now a competition to see how quick the mess can be cleaned up . It 'mustard ' have been a  difficult job  to 'swallow' . Just need a truck carrying a load of beer to spill its load to 'wash  down ' the mess .

 

:rofl:

HS

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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