Contributing Member fredk Posted June 19 Author Contributing Member Report Posted June 19 Daddy can you do your frog impression? Why? Because mummy says when you croak we can all go to Disneyland Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Contributing Member fredk Posted July 21 Author Contributing Member Report Posted July 21 My local Turkish barber has been arrested for drug dealing I've been a customer of his for over 12 years and never knew he was a barber Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Members Handstitched Posted August 2 Members Report Posted August 2 On of the 'wurst' accidents occurred in Pennsylvania this week , when a truck carrying approximately 500kg of hot dogs lost control scattering the yumny load along the hwy, according to ' sauces' . A truck load of hot dog rolls also crashed immediately after (just kidding) . There is now a competition to see how quick the mess can be cleaned up . It 'mustard ' have been a difficult job to 'swallow' . Just need a truck carrying a load of beer to spill its load to 'wash down ' the mess . HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Sheilajeanne Posted Sunday at 06:02 PM Members Report Posted Sunday at 06:02 PM Sean had long heard the story of a family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that day, they would walk across the lake to their local pub for their first legal drink. So, when Sean's 18th birthday arrive, he and his friend Mick took a boat, rowed out into the middle of the lake, and Sean stepped out of the boat. He immediately sank, and nearly drowned. He was only save by Mick, who managed to pull him back into the boat. Furious and confused, he went to see his grandmother and said, "Gran, 'tis my 18th birthday. So why can't I walk across the water like me father, me grandfather and his father before him? Gran looked at him with kind, benevolent eyes and said, "Because they were all born in January when the lake was frozen over. You were born in August, ye feckin' idiot!" Quote
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