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Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..

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Calvin & Hobbes in today's paper:

'Mum and dad quietly sitting and reading in front of the open fire .

Calvin, getting ready to chuck a snowball: " Incredibly,  people NEVER expect to get hit with a snowball  IN the house "

Hobbes, casually walking  away " I'll see you in your room momentarily " .

That's the sort of thing I would have done when I was a kid,if only we had snow. 

That had me in stitches!

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Incredibly,  4th year students on the 3rd floor of my high school doing their  exams would never expect to get splattered  with a rotten tomato  .

It wasn't  me, honest,  it was a naughty  fellow student.  Instead of the tomato  going IN the window, it caught the edge of the frame , spraying the students. 

We got busted  big time  ! ! :rofl:

HS

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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