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DIVORCE FINALIZED :trumpet:
Now, NOBODY likes the idea of divorce, really, but then I did lose about 170 lbs ;)   Ya could say over the years she outgrew me 🤣

So some the boys around asked if I was "datin" somebody.  Thinkin bout that, I realized that's unlikely.  I mean, they gotta be some 'rulez' about who ta date, yeah?... So- what would these 'rulez' be?  So far, I've concluded that these are all a must (all, not some).

  • gotta be a girl.  I mean ORIGINAL equipment, not this "aftermarket" stuff ya hear about these days.
  • She gotta fit my cutoff jeans.  And by cutoff jeans, I mean my jeans are full length, but if she dont' fit in 'em she CUT OFF.  
  • I was created liking girls and sammiches.  And if I was "hungry" (and I nearly always am), I'd want a good sammich. Not just any sammich will do.  Gotta be the type o meat I like; not too interested in frills and add-ons.  But - and here's the prollem these days - when I want a sammich, I want my OWN sammich. Dont' be tryina sell me a sammich somebody already took a bite out of .... ;)

 

JLS  "Observation is 9/10 of the law."

IF what you do is something that ANYBODY can do, then don't be surprised when ANYBODY does.

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