groovytech Report post Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) So, my wife calls a few minutes ago to tell me that she's on her way home. She asks "what'cha doin'?" to which I reply "Punchin' holes." "What kinda holes are you punching?" "Leather holes." "Really? whatcha workin' on?" (A sleeve for her IPad for Mother's Day) "Well, you know how you can buy Donut Holes at Krispy Kreme?" " Yeah?" "Well, a guy calls me today and orders 244 leather holes. He didn't say what he wanted 'em for and I didn't ask." "You're kidding!!" "Nope." "You're just punching out 244 holes??" "Yep." "To a pattern?" "Nope." "So you're just punching 244 holes in a piece of leather for this guy?" "Yeah Honey, and it's a rush job. He's supposed to be here in 30 minutes or so, I need to go." It takes her an hour to get home-usually. It's been 35 minutes and she just called to say that she's 10 minutes out, and "Did the guy pick up his holes yet?". I'm an A$$hole. But, Damn, That's funny!!!!!! UPDATE Services will be held Monday @ Bevis Creamatory- Crawfordville,FL "The widow said 'I made damn sure he saw Hell- Have some ashes to remember him by'." Edited May 10, 2013 by groovytech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veedub3 Report post Posted May 10, 2013 ROFL...I thought that was pretty funny as well. (Still laughing ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benlilly1 Report post Posted May 11, 2013 So funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groovytech Report post Posted May 11, 2013 UPDATE How many leather holes does it take to fill The Albert Hall???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazznow Report post Posted May 12, 2013 Lol that's great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groovytech Report post Posted May 13, 2013 After goin' to church with Mom,Missy,and my sisters...had a civil brunch.....back at the house we.smoked racks of ribs, had the pool heated for family fun, Bible Cover rocked Mom, IPad sleeve blew Missy away(there are 19 other Pads in her office....she may forgive me....), .........anyone need a ziplock bag with 244 holes? Let me know. I'll let 'em go-Mother's Day special- for $2.44 USD(Shipping and Handling charges of $24.40 for Lower 48 states-USPS) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilStarr Report post Posted May 14, 2013 Too Funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
