toxo Report post Posted March 19, 2020 Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without your knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Alan. THE ACTIONS Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour: THE SECOND MESSAGE Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Auto correct changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhale Report post Posted March 19, 2020 I love it! Thanks for the laugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheilajeanne Report post Posted July 9 Good one! Just a reminder -we DO have a dedicated joke thread, though currently it's been sidetracked a bit... https://leatherworker.net/forum/topic/111799-2024-for-fun/page/3/#comments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
