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You've got the item. With the info on the lable go buy another, a new one. Make sure its exactly the same, but without the marks of course. Give the new one to G/f

If she asks; just say you got it sorted (no lie), advice from here, trade secret on  how you managed it, bluff with very long scientifical explantion - unless she's a biochemist she'll loose interest at the first few words. end result = she'll love you forever and think you're the most supreme being in the Slovenian universe

Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..

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12 hours ago, fredk said:

she'll love you forever and think you're the most supreme being in the Slovenian universe

Perhaps a bunch of flowers & and a box of chocolates wouldn't go astray either  :) 

HS

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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Those are hell of an advices, but the thing is, she aint my gf :D

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13 hours ago, Mocivnik said:

Those are hell of an advices, but the thing is, she aint my gf

Buy her some flowers anyway :rofl:

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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And chocolates... girls love that romantic stuff.

:rofl:

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