toxo Posted October 11 Report Posted October 11 A Chinese dustman knocked on the door and a bronzed hunk of a man answered. "Where you bin?" Says the Chinaman? Hunk Says "I've been on holiday, d'you like the tan?". "Naw naw naw, where you wheelie bin?" Says the Chinaman. Hunk Says " OK, I lied. I've been on the sunbed". Quote
Members Handstitched Posted Sunday at 12:54 PM Members Report Posted Sunday at 12:54 PM 'What do you call a piece of meat if you burn it on the bbq? 'A mis-steak' Thats just silly HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Handstitched Posted yesterday at 12:52 PM Members Report Posted yesterday at 12:52 PM 'A camel walks into a Cafe' and asks for a cup of coffee with milk and sugar, the barrista says one hump or two ? 😁 O'h dear HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Contributing Member fredk Posted yesterday at 01:40 PM Author Contributing Member Report Posted yesterday at 01:40 PM Don't give up the day job just yet That joke might go down well at the Edinburgh Fringe On 10/12/2025 at 1:54 PM, Handstitched said: 'What do you call a piece of meat if you burn it on the bbq? 'A mis-steak' I thot that was normal; you're supposed to burn the meat on the outside and have it raw in the middle Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
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