Members Sheilajeanne Posted January 22 Author Members Report Posted January 22 (edited) LOL, Fred! My father's mother kept a pair of geese in the fenced in front yard of her farmhouse. You had to walk through the yard to get to the door. They were definitely her 'watch geese'. My mom would take me by the hand, and admonish me to 'watch out for the geese' as we hurried to get through the yard to the front door. One of my aunts kept guinea hens. They wouldn't attack, but they certainly made a lot of noise, alerting the people in the house that someone was outside. Edit: my late husband's name was Roger. Other kids teased him by calling him Roger the dodger, and Roger the lodger. Thought that might help you remember the rhyme. Apparently, both of those rhymes have some not very nice meanings, though he never explained them to me. But Rodger the dodger might fit with this guy not being able to dodge the goose... Edited January 22 by Sheilajeanne Quote
Members Sheilajeanne Posted January 24 Author Members Report Posted January 24 Any James Bond fans on the board?? This is priceless! Quote
Members Handstitched Posted February 7 Members Report Posted February 7 As one ruler said to the other "you're not being straight with me" "Yes , I can see the angle you're coming from" said the protractor. Took me a whole 20 seconds to make that up while repairing an old table...... ....I'll stick to leatherwork HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
CFM chuck123wapati Posted February 7 CFM Report Posted February 7 3 hours ago, Handstitched said: As one ruler said to the other "you're not being straight with me" "Yes , I can see the angle you're coming from" said the protractor. Took me a whole 20 seconds to make that up while repairing an old table...... ....I'll stick to leatherwork HS Buy up all the yardsticks/ Metersticks ? lol you can, I hear they aren't making them any longer. Quote Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Handstitched Posted Sunday at 04:41 AM Members Report Posted Sunday at 04:41 AM I like that 👌, 😆 Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Sheilajeanne Posted Sunday at 07:57 PM Author Members Report Posted Sunday at 07:57 PM LOL, Chuck and HS! Lent is coming this week, so I stole this off of FB: A protestant moved into a community that was almost entirely Catholic. When Lent rolled around, the Catholics were upset when nearly every Friday their new resident would barbecue himself a lovely steak, instead of eating fish as the Catholics do during Lent. A number of the men got together to discuss the problem. "Listen," one of them said, "I've talked to him, and he definitely is a Christian. Why don't we see if we can get him to convert to Catholicism?" The all agreed that sounded like an excellent idea, so they nominated one of their group to approach him. Much to their delight, he agreed! So, the following Sunday, they arranged with their priest to do a short conversion ceremony. The priest sprinkled him with Holy Water and said, "I baptise you in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit! Behold, you are no longer a Protestant - You are now a Catholic." But the following Friday, when dinner time rolled around, once again they smelled the tantalizing odour of barbecued beef coming from the man's backyard. They went over to his house, and were just in time to see him put a steak on the BBQ grill. He sprinkled it with water, and said, "In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, you are no longer a steak - you are now a fillet of fish!" Quote
Members Handstitched Posted Tuesday at 02:29 AM Members Report Posted Tuesday at 02:29 AM Holy crap!!! ( pardon the pun) Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Handstitched Posted 14 hours ago Members Report Posted 14 hours ago ' How do men in Australia find sheep in long grass?' Very enjoyable indeed HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Contributing Member fredk Posted 8 hours ago Contributing Member Report Posted 8 hours ago (edited) As I wandering the lanes of Scotland I heard a farmer shouting I think he was a Rolling Stones fan but he got some of the words wrong He was shouting ' Hey M'Cloud get offa ma you' Edited 5 hours ago by fredk Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
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