2024, for fun

[fredk]

A sadist meets a masochist at a club

'Lets go back to my place - I  have many different types of whips' says the sadist

When they get there the masochist says 'Tie me up, shackle me'

The sadist does then the masochist says 'Whip me! whip me hard' 

and the sadist 

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says 'No'

 

 

[fredk]

Who would have thunk it? 

That you could do this;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl7lnzj9ze1o

[Mablung]

2 hours ago, fredk said:

Who would have thunk it? 

That you could do this;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl7lnzj9ze1o

Wow, what a concept…I mean, if that’s how you turn animal hides into shoes, where do the leather ones in the stores come from?

[Handstitched]

What type of animal helps you get up in the morning? '' 

 'An A-lama' 

Thats Stoopid !!!!!!!

HS

[Sheilajeanne]

Dad joke...lol.

Another llama Dad joke...

The one L lama, he's a priest

The two L llama, he's a beast

And I will bet my silk pyjama

There isn't any three L lllama.    -- O. Nash,

 

 

 

And a local fire chief with a good sense of humour responded that a three 'L' llama was a really big fire....  

Honestly, this one's so old it creaks! I remember hearing it when i was a kid! :D 

 

Edited May 6, 2024 by Sheilajeanne

[fredk]

I got rid of all my Dusty Springfield CDs

Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf

I just might go Downtown

[Sheilajeanne]

Fred, that was Petula Clark!  

[fredk]

and Dusty covered Downtown

[fredk]

Why are you home so late?

A guy down the pub lost a $100 note

Were you helping him look for it?

No, I was standing on it

[Sheilajeanne]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.