Contributing Member fredk Posted February 13 Contributing Member Report Posted February 13 I was bitten by a wolf today I had to go to the hospital for treatment The nurse asked me 'Where' I said 'No, just the usual ordinary type' Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Contributing Member fredk Posted February 13 Contributing Member Report Posted February 13 The doctor told me last week I'd have to cut down on my drinking. Only one glass of whiskey per week So far I'm up to the third week of August 2217 Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Members Sheilajeanne Posted Wednesday at 08:44 PM Author Members Report Posted Wednesday at 08:44 PM An old joke but a goodie... Quote
Members billybopp Posted yesterday at 12:26 PM Members Report Posted yesterday at 12:26 PM @Sheilajeanne - That one reminds me of a story my grandmother used to tell - My grandfather went to the store to buy her a bra. The clerk asked what size, he replied "I don't know". She then asked, "Well, are they the size of grapefruit?" "No". How about the size of oranges?" "No. Not that big", he replied. She asked "The size of eggs, then?" .. "Yes!" he replied. "Fried eggs". My grandparents were awesome. LOL -Bill Quote
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