Members Handstitched Posted September 16, 2023 Members Report Posted September 16, 2023 From the ' comix' in our weekend paper: A few ladies talking around a table: Lady one: " My Mother said if you really wanted one , I'd have feed it, play with it and clean up its mess" Lady two: " so, you're getting a puppy?? " Lady one: " no a husband" . One for the ladies: 'What do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?' 'A Man ' HS ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Handstitched Posted September 17, 2023 Members Report Posted September 17, 2023 'The sheriff goes into the saloon, walks up to the bar,and said to the barman and said, " I'm looking for a man with a brown paper hat, brown paper boots, , brown paper shirt, and brown paper pants" ' the barman says, "what do you want him for?' " "Rustlin' " Ahem... HS ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members bladegrinder Posted September 17, 2023 Members Report Posted September 17, 2023 A man and his beautiful but kind of dim witted wife were sitting having breakfast together one morning, he was reading the morning news when he says to his wife, well… looks like there was a plane crash yesterday, says here that there were a lot of injuries and two Brazilian people were killed. His wife started crying and sobbing and her husband asked her what was wrong, she said that’s awful, how many is a Brazilian?
CFM chuck123wapati Posted September 17, 2023 CFM Report Posted September 17, 2023 I'm not a procrastinator, I just like to plan ahead. Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Sheilajeanne Posted October 7, 2023 Members Report Posted October 7, 2023 A young kid was looking at a memorial plaque that was at the back of the church. The priest came over, and they boy asked, "What are all these names, Reverend?" "Those are the names of men who have died in the service," the priest replied. The boy's eyes got really big. "Which service, Reverend - the 8:30 or the 10:30?" For the horse riders on this forum (yes, I know what this feels like...)
Members Sheilajeanne Posted October 7, 2023 Members Report Posted October 7, 2023 One for deer hunting season:
Contributing Member fredk Posted October 7, 2023 Author Contributing Member Report Posted October 7, 2023 Yesterday a hunter came round to sell me some meat He offered me 8 legs of venison for $500 Do you think thats too dear? Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
CFM chuck123wapati Posted October 7, 2023 CFM Report Posted October 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, fredk said: Yesterday a hunter came round to sell me some meat He offered me 8 legs of venison for $500 Do you think thats too dear? yes it is a leg of venison should be........... under a buck. Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Sheilajeanne Posted October 7, 2023 Members Report Posted October 7, 2023 LOL, Chuck and Fred!
CFM chuck123wapati Posted October 7, 2023 CFM Report Posted October 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Sheilajeanne said: One for deer hunting season: LOL i have three freezers and two fridges in my kitchen. Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
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