2024, for fun

[Gosut]

I never see my preacher's eyes

He hides their light divine. 

For when he prays he closes his,

And when he preaches, mine.

[Sheilajeanne]

Well, his wife might have something to say about that... 

 

Edited February 24 by Sheilajeanne

[Gosut]

When a coworker nudged me at a meeting, I was glad I didn't say "Amen!"

[Sheilajeanne]

LOL!

[Sheilajeanne]

A good Canadian joke:

 

Two priests died at the same time, and met Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

St. Peter said, "I'd like to let you guys in now, but our computer's down, and we can't get it fixed right away.

You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What will it be?"

 

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, flying high over the mountains!"

 

"So be it," says Peter, and off flies the first priest.

 

The second priest mulls it over for a minute, then says, "Will any of this week count towards my salvation?"

 

"No" says St. Pete, "I told you, the computer's down, and there's no way we can keep track of what you are doing."

 

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud!"

 

"So be it!" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

 

A week goes by, the computer gets fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.

 

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asks the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan!"

 

  Bet you didn't see that one coming!   

 

Edited March 9 by Sheilajeanne

[fredk]

A sadist meets a masochist at a club

'Lets go back to my place - I  have many different types of whips' says the sadist

When they get there the masochist says 'Tie me up, shackle me'

The sadist does then the masochist says 'Whip me! whip me hard' 

and the sadist 

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says 'No'