CFM chuck123wapati Posted April 1 CFM Report Posted April 1 9 hours ago, fredk said: Cows never listen to instructions You tell them to do something and it goes in one ear and out the udder Never trust a pig they'll squeal on you every time. Quote
toxo Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 Chinese dustman knocks on the door of a house. A bronzed hunk of a man answers and the dustman says Where you bin? The man says, I've been in Hawaii, do you like my tan? Dustman says Naw naw naw, where you wheelie bin? The man says ok I lied, I've been on the sunbed. Quote
Contributing Member fredk Posted April 1 Author Contributing Member Report Posted April 1 3000 beeves suddenly stampeded Near the back one beeve asked another 'What are we running for?" The second beeve says 'Well, I don't know about you but I'm running for Cancer Research' Quote
Members Cattledude Posted April 2 Members Report Posted April 2 Cows kill more people than sharks! ( cows don’t kill sharks ) Quote
Members Sheilajeanne Posted April 4 Members Report Posted April 4 Went to the doctor the other day with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that, and I should have left him in the garden! Quote
toxo Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 OMG. OK. A man says to the doctor one minute I feel like a wigwam and the next I feel like a teepee. The doctor said you're two tents. Quote
Northmount Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 A reminder to keep the content here clean for some of the youth that may be here. You can post in the adult section. Quote
Members Sheilajeanne Posted April 11 Members Report Posted April 11 Can't remember if I posted this already: Quote
Members Sheilajeanne Posted April 12 Members Report Posted April 12 "What are the names of your dogs?" "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" "Exactly. They're boxers!" Quote
Contributing Member fredk Posted Wednesday at 09:50 PM Author Contributing Member Report Posted Wednesday at 09:50 PM After The Flood Noah was seeing all the animal off his ship saying 'Bye now, don't be strangers, visit me. Go forth and multiply' As all the animal wandered off in many directions there were two snakes left Noah said 'Go, go, go forth and multiply' The snakes said 'We can't' 'Why not?' asked Noah 'Cos we'er adders' boom, boom Quote
Members Rockrz Posted yesterday at 05:14 AM Members Report Posted yesterday at 05:14 AM Well, I was in the doctor's office the other day in the waiting room After waiting for some time a nurse came and wanted to take me to a back room to prep me for a colonoscopy... which I thought was odd because I was at the dentist's office! 🙄 Needless to say.... I'm looking for a new dentist now. Quote
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