Have a laugh in 2025

[chuck123wapati]

9 hours ago, fredk said:

Cows never listen to instructions

You tell them to do something and it goes in one ear and out the udder 

Never trust a pig they'll squeal on you every time.

[toxo]

Chinese dustman knocks on the door of a house. A bronzed hunk of a man answers and the dustman says Where you bin? The man says, I've been in Hawaii, do you like my tan? Dustman says Naw naw naw, where you wheelie bin? The man says ok I lied, I've been on the sunbed.

[fredk]

3000 beeves suddenly stampeded 

Near the back one beeve asked another 'What are we running for?"

The second beeve says 'Well, I don't know about you but I'm running for Cancer Research'

[Cattledude]

Cows kill more people than sharks!
 

( cows don’t kill sharks )

[Sheilajeanne]

Went to the doctor the other day with a suspicious looking mole.

 

He said they all look like that, and I should have left him in the garden! 

[toxo]

OMG. OK.  A man says to the doctor one minute I feel like a wigwam and the next I feel like a teepee. The doctor said you're two tents. 

[Northmount]

A reminder to keep the content here clean for some of the youth that may be here.

You can post in the adult section.

[Sheilajeanne]

Can't remember if I posted this already:

 

[Sheilajeanne]

"What are the names of your dogs?"

"Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

"Exactly. They're boxers!"

 

     

[fredk]

After The Flood Noah was seeing all the animal off his ship saying

'Bye now, don't be strangers, visit me. Go forth and multiply'

As all the animal wandered off in many directions there were two snakes left

Noah said 'Go, go, go forth and multiply'

The snakes said 'We can't'

'Why not?' asked Noah

'Cos we'er adders'

boom, boom

[Rockrz]

Well, I was in the doctor's office the other day in the waiting room

After waiting for some time a nurse came and wanted to take me to a back room to prep me for a colonoscopy... which I thought was odd because I was at the dentist's office! 🙄

Needless to say.... I'm looking for a new dentist now. 

[Sheilajeanne]

Well, since this is Easter weekend, here's a nice clean religious joke!

At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies were to take their final vows to become nuns, the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter the church just before the mass began.

 

They sat down at the back of the church, on the right side of the center aisle. The bishop wondered why they had come but didn't have time to inquire before the mass began.

 

When it came time for some announcements, his curiosity got the best of him. He announced that he was delighted to see two rabbis at the mass but was curious as to why they were present on this occasion, where the young ladies were to become the "Brides of Christ."

 

The eldest of the rabbis rose to his feet and explained, "We're from the family of the Groom."

[Sheilajeanne]

I've replaced my rooster with a duck.

Now I wake up at the quack of dawn!  

[Rockrz]

On 4/1/2025 at 3:28 AM, toxo said:

Oh we're really regressing are we!

Two cows in a field. One says to other "What do you think about this mad cow disease?" Other cow said  "Doesn't apply to me, I'm a duck ".

Ha ha, and we know how that "duck" voted