CFM chuck123wapati Posted December 9, 2023 CFM Report Posted December 9, 2023 Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Sheilajeanne Posted December 10, 2023 Members Report Posted December 10, 2023 My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a Highway Patrol Officer pulled her over as she was driving through Alabama. Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car. "I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer. "What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out?"
Members Sheilajeanne Posted December 17, 2023 Members Report Posted December 17, 2023 Okay, I need to know - do websites in the U.K. use biscuits instead of cookies?
CFM chuck123wapati Posted January 6, 2024 CFM Report Posted January 6, 2024 beware of following the masses, sometimes the m is missing. Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Northmount Posted January 6, 2024 Report Posted January 6, 2024 Time for a new thread Jokes for 2024. Who is going to start it up?
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