Have a laugh in 2025

[chuck123wapati]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:21 AM, fredk said:

Cows never listen to instructions

You tell them to do something and it goes in one ear and out the udder 

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Never trust a pig they'll squeal on you every time.

[toxo]

Chinese dustman knocks on the door of a house. A bronzed hunk of a man answers and the dustman says Where you bin? The man says, I've been in Hawaii, do you like my tan? Dustman says Naw naw naw, where you wheelie bin? The man says ok I lied, I've been on the sunbed.

[fredk]

3000 beeves suddenly stampeded 

Near the back one beeve asked another 'What are we running for?"

The second beeve says 'Well, I don't know about you but I'm running for Cancer Research'

[Cattledude]

Cows kill more people than sharks!
 

( cows don’t kill sharks )

[Sheilajeanne]

Went to the doctor the other day with a suspicious looking mole.

 

He said they all look like that, and I should have left him in the garden! 

[toxo]

OMG. OK.  A man says to the doctor one minute I feel like a wigwam and the next I feel like a teepee. The doctor said you're two tents. 

[Northmount]

A reminder to keep the content here clean for some of the youth that may be here.

You can post in the adult section.

[Sheilajeanne]

Can't remember if I posted this already:

 

[Sheilajeanne]

"What are the names of your dogs?"

"Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

"Exactly. They're boxers!"