Members MarlinDave Posted January 9, 2022 Members Report Posted January 9, 2022 What hallucinogen does dallisgrass seed heads produce that makes cows stagger? Quote
CFM chuck123wapati Posted January 13, 2022 CFM Report Posted January 13, 2022 Why does a house burn down but everything in it burns up? If olives need oil then why do they sell it in different bottles? Same with corn? Quote Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
alpha2 Posted January 13, 2022 Report Posted January 13, 2022 On 1/9/2022 at 1:36 AM, fredk said: Like; how do they stop the chocolate bits in a muffin from melting when they bake the muffin in the oven? They make bits especially for baking. They're more resistant to heat. 3 hours ago, chuck123wapati said: Why does a house burn down but everything in it burns up? House and contents are different unions. Quote So much leather...so little time.
Members MarlinDave Posted January 14, 2022 Members Report Posted January 14, 2022 Ever think the hair on top of your head used to be inside your head? Quote
CFM tsunkasapa Posted January 14, 2022 CFM Report Posted January 14, 2022 Why do we DRIVE on a Parkway, and PARK on the Driveway? Quote Hoka Hey! Today, tomorrow, next week, what does it matter?
CFM chuck123wapati Posted January 15, 2022 CFM Report Posted January 15, 2022 On 1/13/2022 at 5:19 PM, 327fed said: Ever think the hair on top of your head used to be inside your head? I don't know but the more i scratch my head the balder it gets and the more i scratch my butt the hairier it gets. I think I'm transplanting the seeds. Quote Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Handstitched Posted January 16, 2022 Members Report Posted January 16, 2022 If brick layers lay bricks, why don't plumbers lay plums ? Where do words and numbers go when they're not being used? 5 hours ago, chuck123wapati said: I don't know but the more i scratch my head the balder it gets and the more i scratch my butt the hairier it gets. I think I'm transplanting the seeds. The bigger my belly gets, the smaller my d** gets . Life can be so cruel !!! HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Contributing Member fredk Posted January 18, 2022 Contributing Member Report Posted January 18, 2022 Why do we use Sham Poo to wash our hair? Is Real Poo not as good or too expensive? Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Members Handstitched Posted January 18, 2022 Members Report Posted January 18, 2022 5 hours ago, fredk said: Is Real Poo not as good or too expensive? The ladies love it I'm sure Make sure you use a conditioner. HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
Members Handstitched Posted January 18, 2022 Members Report Posted January 18, 2022 Trivial trivia: Borax kills rats. Had issues with rats invading chook pen recently . No luck before with other remedies, , but today success x 3 HS Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
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