Members chrisash Posted March 10, 2022 Members Report Posted March 10, 2022 14 hours ago, Wizcrafts said: That looks like a 18th Century glockenoodleshitzer from the Outlander series. The British used them to torture the Highland Scots they captured during the battle at Glenlevit. Total lies, we were always very nice to our prisoners and also fed and wined them well, in fact so well, many refused to go back to their own country Quote Mi omputer is ot ood at speeling , it's not me
Moderator Wizcrafts Posted March 10, 2022 Moderator Report Posted March 10, 2022 3 hours ago, chrisash said: Total lies, we were always very nice to our prisoners and also fed and wined them well, in fact so well, many refused to go back to their own country You must have bribed them with GlenLivet single malt scotch! Quote Posted IMHO, by Wiz My current crop of sewing machines: Cowboy CB4500, Singer 107w3, Singer 139w109, Singer 168G101, Singer 29k71, Singer 31-15, Singer 111w103, Singer 211G156, Adler 30-7 on power stand, Techsew 2700, Fortuna power skiver and a Pfaff 4 thread 2 needle serger.
Contributing Member Samalan Posted March 10, 2022 Contributing Member Report Posted March 10, 2022 plumbers use something that looks a lot like that it clamps on the pipe between floors not saying that's what this is I'm more in agreement with wiz on this one . Quote
Members chrisash Posted March 10, 2022 Members Report Posted March 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Wizcrafts said: You must have bribed them with GlenLivet single malt scotch! There is only one single malt name Highland Park made in the Orkney Island. I recommend it to you Quote Mi omputer is ot ood at speeling , it's not me
Members dikman Posted March 10, 2022 Members Report Posted March 10, 2022 The problem is the Scots make many excellent single malts. So many choices........ Quote Machines wot I have - Singer 51W59; Singer 331K4; Seiko STH-8BLD; Pfaff 335; CB4500. Chinese shoe patcher; Singer 201K (old hand crank)
Members pzarkov Posted March 11, 2022 Members Report Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) A sex toy..? Edited March 11, 2022 by pzarkov Quote
Members Handstitched Posted March 11, 2022 Members Report Posted March 11, 2022 11 hours ago, dikman said: The problem is the Scots make many excellent single malts. So many choices........ Which may explain why I can't understand a word they're saying. ' What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Nothing, its all in perfect working order ' Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
CFM chuck123wapati Posted March 11, 2022 CFM Report Posted March 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Handstitched said: Which may explain why I can't understand a word they're saying. ' What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Nothing, its all in perfect working order ' so this Scotsman really ties one on and on the way home passes out next to the road. pretty soon a couple Irish girls come along find him and get curious about what's under his kilt take a peek and for fun they decide to tie a little blue ribbon on it. Next morn he wakes up and when he goes to take a leak sees the ribbon. " Oy don't remember where you've been last night he exclaims but you won first place. Quote Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Members Handstitched Posted March 11, 2022 Members Report Posted March 11, 2022 O'h dear , quite like that Quote ' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '
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