Marlon, I used to feel that way, too. Then someone recommended a really cool video that will have you doing turkshead knots with herringbone interweaves, gaucho knots, 4, 6, and 8 strand braids, terminal knots, etc. in no time at all. It's MUCH easier than trying to follow the directions in Bruce Grant's books because there's someone showing you how to do it all step by step. It's very easy to understand, and I would never be braiding if it weren't for that video. They also have other videos, once you've mastered the basics.
If you get the video, you won't have to *sigh* anymore
I'm not affiliated, just recommending a great tool.
Hilly