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@Klara  Two words,  ....'it works' . 

@jcuk We all love you !!!!!  :rofl:  Nearly peed my undies !! The simplicity in the design is outstanding . Are you going to copyright the design? 

@Frodo A ' before and after' ?? 

I do make and sell fly swats using leather,  but I'll be keeping my simple affordable  design a tad quiet ...sorry .   :)

@billybopp that chart missed out the ' reddies' , red back spiders. The female makes you sick when bitten, but the male just makes you sting ....and curse .... like billy'o !!!!!!

@fredk  What do you call a fly with no wings?  A walk .

I've had flies on a leash. True . Funniest thing I've ever seen  :rofl:  I'll explain  how its done later  :crazy:

HS

 

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' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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7 hours ago, Handstitched said:

We all love you !!!!!  :rofl:  Nearly peed my undies !! The simplicity in the design is outstanding . Are you going to copyright the design? 

Unfortunately its already been copied in the far East they can make it a lot cheaper.

JCUK 

 

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@jcuk I guess the weekend edition works better. 

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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16 hours ago, Handstitched said:

@jcuk I guess the weekend edition works better. 

Especially the free weekend colour supplement

 

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I worked at a newspaper once , saw a bloke lose his fingers in a guillotine making the  colour TV guides.

Off topic, ..........and totally  gross....and I went a funny colour and didn't feel very well :wacko::blush:

HS

' I have a very gweat friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus,

He has a wife you know, do you know whats she's called? Incontinentia.......Incontinentia Buttocks '  :rofl:

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Very nice details, clean work and superb engineering...classical look...sort of old school!!

Should be effective as described!??

http://www.elfwood.com/~alien883

First it is just leather....then it is what-ever I can dream off...

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I know this is an old thread and I am late for the party but here is my fly swatter B)

Walnut handle , 8/9 oz leather cut basket weave ( it looks a little more like basket weave  in person ) and is heavy enough to swat horseflies or hornets :lol:

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:thumbsup:

Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..

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Beautiful! A fly should feel honoured to be swatted by that...

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Reviving an old thread - it's summer here and the flies (and mozzies) are out in full force. 

On 7/28/2022 at 8:53 AM, Klara said:

Beautiful! A fly should feel honoured to be swatted by that...

Speaking about flies being honoured to receive a whack from a deluxe swatter... Two recent ones, both of the hole-y type. 

 

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