CFM Frodo Posted May 15, 2023 CFM Report Posted May 15, 2023 Wife is going to kill me dead Spilled. USMC black on the floor and tried to wipe it up. But, ……….. If I go silent and you do not hear from me I’m dead. She is a 110 pound redheaded cajun that can whoop a 250 pound man Quote Singer 66, Chi Chi Patcher, Rex 26-188, singer 29k62 , 2-needles D.C.F.M
kgg Posted May 15, 2023 Report Posted May 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Frodo said: If I go silent and you do not hear from me I’m dead. I'd just move your stuff out to the dog house before she gets home. kgg Quote Juki DNU - 1541S, Juki DU - 1181N, Singer 29K - 71(1949), Chinese Patcher (Tinkers Delight), Warlock TSC-441, Techsew 2750 Pro, Consew DCS-S4 Skiver
CFM chuck123wapati Posted May 15, 2023 CFM Report Posted May 15, 2023 quick pull a rug over it, she might not notice for at least ten seconds. Not!!!!! Your in Big sh#t friend. Quote Worked in a prison for 30 years if I aint shiny every time I comment its no big deal, I just don't wave pompoms. “I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” THE DUKE!
Contributing Member fredk Posted May 15, 2023 Contributing Member Report Posted May 15, 2023 Quick - get more dye, pour over the rest of the floor and clean up in the same way - you're redecorating and starting with the floor! Quote Al speling misteaks aer all mi own werk..
Members Bert03241 Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 Yike's glad I'm not in your shoe's Quote
Members DaveP Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 Ouch...that'll leave a mark!! Quote
Members Double Daddy Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 That will NOT buff out...and, per your description, you are not likely to "walk off" any whoopin' she's inclined to dish out... Quote Have a great day! Chris
Members jrdunn Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 Here is wishin' you the best my friend. I'd sing at your funeral but that would clear the house mighty quick. Quote
Members Dwight Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 I would probably leave a note on the kitchen stove "Be back soon" . . . go to the lumber yard . . . buy replacement flooring . . . and get on the phone finding someone to replace it . . . or get the chop saw and saw horses out. That would be my plan . . . although you might try some gasoline . . . a very little bit of it . . . but it might do the trick. May God bless, Dwight Quote If you can breathe, . . . thank God. If you can read, . . . thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, . . . thank a veteran. www.dwightsgunleather.com
Members jcuk Posted May 15, 2023 Members Report Posted May 15, 2023 Time to get on your knees and get the sander out all the best JCUK Quote
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