Christmas time- walk into the smelly soap store..lookin for the missus a small gift....gal walks up to me and says " may I help you blah blah". She was wearing a set of fake antlers on her head....I said "please accept this in the spirit that its offered- nice rack!"
She thought it was funny, so did the other gals working there,,,matter of fact- gal at the register said "what about mine?" (They were all wearing them.)
God Bless America!