Ha ha! My husband is a home improvement contractor/builder. I used to be a welder and have a pretty good understanding of how things work - go together - are built. I love when at a home show, Home Depot, Lowes, etc. and the sales people see a 5'2" 110lb woman come in on her own and say "You need new windows, door, whatever..." I bite and let them go on about their product, method, etc. and then I start asking educated questions In the end they know I'm not stupid (but they might) and they didn't get the job. :D